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Dirty Jokes

Sat Nov 14, 2009, 5:33 PM
  • Mood: Grouchy
  • Reading: Tipping the Velvet
  • Watching: Torchwood: Children of earth
As a woman passes by her daughter's closed bedroom door, she hears a strage buzzing noise. Opening the door she sees her daugher with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "What are you doing?". The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm 35 years old, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband."

The next day, dad hears the same thing. Upon opening the door, he observes his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. Shocked, she says, "Dad, I'm 35 years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband."

A couple days later mom comes in from shopping and hears the same buzzing coming from the living room. She enters the room and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a beer, and staring at the tv with the vibrator on the couch buzzing like crazy. She asks, "What the fuck are you doing?"
He replies, "I'm watching football with my son-in-law."

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~CatalystSirene 4 days 21 hours ago
Thank you very much for the :+fav: on my Chrona cosplay~! :hug:

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~darthpocky 3 days 16 hours ago
No problem, it's amazing! I love your sword. ^^
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~StaniaMarsh 6 days 16 hours ago
:wave: Thanks for the :iconfavplz: and the :+devwatch:!

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~anijess3 Nov 8, 2009, 5:56:25 AM
Hey, Kairi! Thank you ever so much for the favorite! I'm glad you like my silly cupcake photo. >'.'< miau Jess

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~darthpocky Nov 8, 2009, 4:42:38 PM
Lol, no prob. Cupcakes are the best!
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~anijess3 Nov 8, 2009, 5:45:01 PM
Indeed!

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"Boomerang! I knew you'd come back!" -Sokka
"It's a good thing I'm a mermaid." -Kelsey
"I do not want to go out with the pig... face!" -Dan Burns (Steve Carell in Dan In Real Life=awesome)
Drama Llamas are awesome, you know who you are.
>'.'<
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=SakurazakiSetsuna Nov 3, 2009, 1:24:25 PM
Baww, thank you for the fave.. <3
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~Patagium Oct 25, 2009, 9:35:31 AM
Pretty pretty pretty~

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~Patagium Oct 25, 2009, 11:16:57 AM
You are very welcome =3

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